Fluent In Sarcasm And Curse Words Slate Coaster
Are you looking for a unique and humorous gift for someone who is fluent in sarcasm and curse words? Or maybe you want to treat yourself to a fun and stylish accessory for your home or office? If so, you will love this slate coaster from Crafty by Miles!
This coaster is made from high-quality slate, a natural and durable material that has a beautiful grey colour and a rustic texture. The coaster measures 10cm by 10cm (3.9 inches by 3.9 inches) and has four circle pads on the underside to prevent scratches on your furniture. The coaster is engraved with a witty quote that reads “Fluent in sarcasm and curse words” in a modern and elegant font. The engraving is done with precision and care, ensuring a clear and lasting impression.
This coaster is perfect for holding your hot or cold drinks, such as coffee, tea, wine, beer, or water. You can use it on your desk, table, counter, or any other surface that needs some protection and personality. The coaster is also easy to clean, just wipe it with a damp cloth and let it dry.
This coaster is made by Crafty by Miles, a husband and wife team who have been established since 2019. They are passionate about creating original and quality products that bring joy and laughter to their customers. They use realistic and updated costs for postage and packaging, and they ship their items quickly and safely. You can follow them on social media @craftybymiles for new stock items and updates from Andy and Laura. They are on Facebook, Instagram, X, and now Threads.
Some of the benefits of this coaster are:
- It is a great way to express your sense of humour and style
- It is a thoughtful and funny gift for your friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate sarcasm and swear words
- It is a practical and decorative item that protects your surfaces and adds some charm to your space
- It is made from natural and eco-friendly materials that are durable and easy to maintain
If you are interested in this coaster, don’t hesitate to order it today! You can buy it online on the Crafty by Miles website or on eBay, where you will find a secure and convenient checkout process. You will receive your coaster in a few days and enjoy its quality and humour for a long time. Order now and get ready to be fluent in sarcasm and curse words!
Postage
All items shipped within the United Kingdom will be sent via a courier service. Dispatch times may vary from 1-5 working days, depending on the size of the item. Specific dispatch times will be specified in the item's description. A tracking number will be provided for all orders and an email notification will be sent once the package has been dispatched. In case of any delivery issues, customers are requested to let us know and we will get in touch with the courier service to resolve the issue as soon as possible.
Returns
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If for any reason you are not, please contact us within 14 days of receiving your item to request a return. The item must be returned in its original condition, unused and in its original packaging. The buyer is responsible for return postage costs. We will process the refund once we have received the returned item and it has been inspected.
Please note that due to the nature of our custom made items, we cannot accept returns or offer refunds unless the item is faulty or damaged.Data Privacy
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